Post by Draco Malfoy on Jan 1, 2009 10:14:57 GMT -5
page one: HEADLINES
The ministry of magic earges all wizards and witches to stay close to home. the ministry is working over time to catch all those who work with HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED. No leads yet to who is working with the dark lord. the attacts have increased highly over the past year. one spokes person who wished to not be name as stated that they are close to bringing down the dark lord " we have been working over time to catch him. we highly suggest that all follow by the ministrys rules and to basicaly stay calm. we can not have witches and wizards running around in a panic. we all know this is not a save time."
The ministy order that if should should leave you'r homes, travel in packs, have you'r wand ready to protect your selfs. younger children should have a parent or guardian with then at all times. And the ministry strongly earges that if anyone sees something or someone that looks susbiouse to contact then IMMIDALLY AT ONCE.
[glow=red,2,300]ME MYSELF AND I[/glow]
DRACO MALFOY RELEASED OUT OF HOSPITAL by rita skeeter
All waited impatiently for the release of draco malfoy who was ATTACTED earlier this week by a power hungry girl is being released today.
BUT my dear reader there is a new twist. A strange looking woman came charging into the room and planted one on the younge malfoy. yes my dear readers tounge action was seen in the hospital wing of hogwarts this morning. who is she why did she kiss draco and what will dracos soon to be wife will say? we all know that the wedding of draco malfoy and venuse is Augest 20th but is this a girl from his past? will the wedding take place after this kiss.? will younge venuse be gilted at the alter? stay tuned
PAGE 2: sports
puddlemere united vs sweethingyer allstar
appleby arrows vs woollongong warriors
stonewall stormers vs flanders
BALLYCASTLE BATS WITH 760 POINTS
CHUDLEY CANNONS WITH 245 POINTS
MAGPIE CHASER TRIES MUGGLE WRESTLING AS A JOKE
tried muggle wresting as a joke rumors has it. but is it? does he has a liking to this non magical sport or a liking to other men?
PAGE 3 CLASSIFIDES
JOBS
WANTED!!!!
a hard working wizard or witch to work at the three broom sticks. must be at least 14 to apply.
honey dukes sweetshop is looking for new people to join the team. MUST BE SWEET (get it)
WANTED A HARD WORKER TO WORK FOR THE DAILY PROHET. hopfuls are to owl the daily prophet and a interview will be provided
FOR SELL
3 broom sticks for sell. asking 4000 nuts for each. will compermise on prices GOOD condition
muggle mags for sell. once a hobbie to collect now selling.
herbs and potions for sell rainging prices. drop by the old pink house on the outskirts of hogsmead.
lonely hearts
male wizard looking for younge witch. wife die yesterday.
loney witch looking for wizard to spend the rest of her life with
witch seeking wizard who does not have bad hobbies including: muggle nose picking, reading muggle mags, dressing like muggle for fun.
The ministry of magic earges all wizards and witches to stay close to home. the ministry is working over time to catch all those who work with HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED. No leads yet to who is working with the dark lord. the attacts have increased highly over the past year. one spokes person who wished to not be name as stated that they are close to bringing down the dark lord " we have been working over time to catch him. we highly suggest that all follow by the ministrys rules and to basicaly stay calm. we can not have witches and wizards running around in a panic. we all know this is not a save time."
The ministy order that if should should leave you'r homes, travel in packs, have you'r wand ready to protect your selfs. younger children should have a parent or guardian with then at all times. And the ministry strongly earges that if anyone sees something or someone that looks susbiouse to contact then IMMIDALLY AT ONCE.
[glow=red,2,300]ME MYSELF AND I[/glow]
DRACO MALFOY RELEASED OUT OF HOSPITAL by rita skeeter
All waited impatiently for the release of draco malfoy who was ATTACTED earlier this week by a power hungry girl is being released today.
BUT my dear reader there is a new twist. A strange looking woman came charging into the room and planted one on the younge malfoy. yes my dear readers tounge action was seen in the hospital wing of hogwarts this morning. who is she why did she kiss draco and what will dracos soon to be wife will say? we all know that the wedding of draco malfoy and venuse is Augest 20th but is this a girl from his past? will the wedding take place after this kiss.? will younge venuse be gilted at the alter? stay tuned
PAGE 2: sports
puddlemere united vs sweethingyer allstar
appleby arrows vs woollongong warriors
stonewall stormers vs flanders
BALLYCASTLE BATS WITH 760 POINTS
CHUDLEY CANNONS WITH 245 POINTS
MAGPIE CHASER TRIES MUGGLE WRESTLING AS A JOKE
tried muggle wresting as a joke rumors has it. but is it? does he has a liking to this non magical sport or a liking to other men?
PAGE 3 CLASSIFIDES
JOBS
WANTED!!!!
a hard working wizard or witch to work at the three broom sticks. must be at least 14 to apply.
honey dukes sweetshop is looking for new people to join the team. MUST BE SWEET (get it)
WANTED A HARD WORKER TO WORK FOR THE DAILY PROHET. hopfuls are to owl the daily prophet and a interview will be provided
FOR SELL
3 broom sticks for sell. asking 4000 nuts for each. will compermise on prices GOOD condition
muggle mags for sell. once a hobbie to collect now selling.
herbs and potions for sell rainging prices. drop by the old pink house on the outskirts of hogsmead.
lonely hearts
male wizard looking for younge witch. wife die yesterday.
loney witch looking for wizard to spend the rest of her life with
witch seeking wizard who does not have bad hobbies including: muggle nose picking, reading muggle mags, dressing like muggle for fun.
